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“No, no, no, no, no, no. I don’t think so. I’m afraid you and I- we both know, Captain- no matter what happens to anybody else in this room, the two of us aren’t going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you’ll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad.”
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” I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.
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“Well. If this is it, old boy, I hope you don’t mind if I go out speaking the King’s?”
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“No. Now, there is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other - we all hate the name Shawna. And we really hate when people call us Shawna. Remember: It’s Shanna banana not Shawna banawna.”
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“I’m not saying I want to rob banks, I’m just illustrating that if we did, it’d be easier than what we’ve been doing.”
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, guys. I promise to get back on it soon, just going through a lengthy moving process. Bear with me?
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“Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.”
(Last Reservoir Dogs drawing!)
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